This Seletti fanny pack is just the ticket for keeping all your little secrets and private bits and bobs close at hand. It comes with a strap that's 114 cm long and 3 cm wide, perfect for slinging over your shoulder or cinching around your waist. Crafted from durable polyurethane and secured with a zip, it's ready to hold whatever you throw its way.

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